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Your best bet is to hire me! I’m quick, cheap, reliable, and I take the time to learn about your product. :)

English - created by rude invaders!

English - created by rude invaders!

However, if you don’t have budget for my copywriting and documentation services, then the following may help:

1. Don’t be polite

English isn’t a very polite language.

English results from waves of invaders – Celts, Romans, Saxons, Vikings, Normans – yelling orders to the locals  “GOLD NOW!“, and the locals answering simply so as to be understood,  ”Me give gold quick quick! Please not burn house!

So, say “please” no more than once, and only when making a call to action, e.g. “Please get in touch if you want my help.”

Any more than that, and you’ll get the grammar wrong, or sound like a foreign waiter angling for a big gratuity.

(I’m sorry about this, but English speakers usually think foreigners are funny.)

2. Do use Imperative Mood to describe functions

In English, Imperative Mood - “Do this, do that” – isn’t just for giving commands. Nor does it sound harsh or rude.

It’s common in rhetoric – public speaking  - and in advertising, e.g. “Enjoy a fresh smelling house!” and “Stop worrying about virus protection!

The advantages of Imperative Mood are:

  • Short – Pack lots of information into very few words.
  • Simple – Few words, less error.
  • Call to Action – Imperative implies a call to action, which is a Good Thing.
Oh, and when writing in Imperative Mood, don’t bother with redundant words like, “You can…“,  ”Please…“, or “Imagine…“.

3. Do use lists

Really, it’s OK just to list features and facts.

If possible, describe features using Imperative (see #2), e.g. “Enjoy peace of mind!“. If in doubt, use nouns with modifiers, e.g. “Full featured virus checker!

Lists are great:

  • Easy to get right – Few words to get wrong.
  • Readers like them – Fewer words to read.
  • Adds clarity  - Looks logical and organized.

The best lists use bullets.

However, for product descriptions, it’s OK to use periods, like this:

Easy to  get right. Readers like them. Adds clarity.

Don’t try to be elegant! If it’s a list, then present it as a list.

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 In short; keep it simple! Good luck. (And remember I’m here if you need me.) 

 

It must be the time of year!

A new version of AnyRail is about to hit the tracks and somebody needed to check changes to the manual. I wrote the original manual, way back when it was DRail, and David was happy to come  back to me for the updates.

He said:

“Martin mag dan niet de goedkoopste zijn, maar zijn werk is wel in één keer goed en vlot klaar. Onze klanten zijn zeer tevreden over de handleiding die hij voor ons product heeft opgezet, en nu al jaren met elke update bijhoudt.”

Martin may not be the cheapest, but his work is first time right and delivered quickly. Our customers are very happy with the manual he originally edited for our product. He’s been keeping our manual up to date for years for every software update.

Macedonia… Netherlands… Germany… My map of satisfied clients is starting to look like the screen for one of the Total War games :)

 

I’ve just completed a quick website edit for Moscripto, a lightweight scripting tool for Windows.

As usual, I’m left a bit ashamed that my client’s grasp of English was far better than my grasp of any other non-English language! (Blame the 1980s Scottish education system, or blame my laziness.)

Even so, he needed that last 5% to make the site sound as if written by a native speaker – call it post translation localization. That’s what I’m good at, and that’s what I did.

He liked the result:

Martin did an excellent job for my website copy and to my surprise his services were affordable for my tight budget. He was also very responsive often replying in minutes. Highly recommended.

Мартин направи одлична работа со преводот и проверка на точноста на Англискиот јазик на мојата веб страна и на мое изненадување неговите услуги беа прифатливи за мојот скромен буџет. Топло го препорачувам секому кој има потреба од технички автор за Англиски јазик.

 

I wonder whether the original designer of MS Outlook suffers the classic recurring nightmare of being out in public with no pants?

MS Outlook is missing a feature so blindingly obvious and necessary that it comes as a shock to find it’s not there:

Tasks with due dates don’t appear on the Calendar!

Really! Don’t believe me? Go check.

Yes, it’s true. As designed, the Calendar and the Tasks are two distinct subsystems… like room-mates locked into a permanent sulk… or the AD&D Brawl and Combat systems.

It’s frankly bizarre that a behemoth like Microsoft could put out a product with such an obvious omission. So, if the Outlook designer does have those nightmares, it’s probably because he or she is sufficiently forgetful to have genuinely gone to work sans-jeans!

"Call client" is actually a task...

Fortunately, there’s an independent software provider willing and able to hand you a pair of chinos to cover the shame of your particular Outlook installation…

TaskToCal syncs the MS Outlook calendar with the task list. Tinker in one place and the changes appear in the other.

Oddly, this little masterpiece didn’t require much documentation. However, I was glad to get the gig, especially because I got to make some suggestions about streamlining the UI text. I delivered my work as a Help and Manual project, and the client was very happy:

“Do you love writing software but you hate writing documentation? Then don’t burden yourself any longer. Ask Martin to do this job. The result is pragmatic and overwhelming at the same time. He does his work on time and delivers more than you expect.”

Drop me an email to see how I can help you with your documentation…

 

 

I love my Kindle.

I can read it one-armed while cuddling a dozing child. I can catch up on classic out-of-print Science Fiction, without cramming the house with dusty books or spending a fortune.

I can even legally download the complete works of Edgar Rice Burroughs free from Project Gutenberg without spending a fortune on collectible paperbacks with rather too raunchy covers.

So, no, I’m not one of those people who laments the loss of the feel of the book, the smell of the paper. Give me content. Now!

Alas, when I say  I  love my Kindle, I really mean I love my ebooks.

Good reviews on cnet aside, the Kindle is very unlovable indeed.

Sure, we’re all used to the “Mac-rosoft” logic of menus and clickable links. We don’t need an Interface Metaphor anymore.

However, when a device is a replacement for Something Real, you’d think the designers would have thought through some use cases for the original.

I doubt the Amazon  designers did this. To be honest, I seriously doubt they  read books for pleasure.

How the Kindle matches up against use cases for a paperback book

Think about it. The two main use cases for a paperback  have to be:

  • Linear reading: I read one page, then I read the next. Sometimes I  back-up a page to check I read it right. Mostly, I just trundle through the text.
  • Flicking: Some books have maps, glossaries, dramatis personae and end notes. Others place their illustrations in one clump. I need to flick to them and then back to  the text.

Linear reading – yes, well done, the Amazon designers managed to remember a forward and back button. (Woot!)

Flicking…? With the exception of the way it handles end notes, the Kindle is a flicking fail.

Why the Kindle is a flicking fail

Flicking is all about  back-and- forward action - glance at Glossary, then back to the description of the battle.

How does this go with a Kindle?

I’m reading Six Months Without Sundays. What on earth is TRiM? OK. Let’s check the Glossary…

  1. Click the Menu Button
    The menu opens.
    (I have lots of options, including tinkering with the  WiFi. However, I think I want Go to.. , which is handily highlighted.)
  2. Select Go To and hit the OK button.
    A panel appears offering me 6 standard destinations.
    (Hmm. “Table of Contents”, “Beginning”, “Page”, “Cover”, “End”, “Location”… But I want the Glossary. Is it in Locations… Oh, that just returns me to my place for no apparent reason! OK, I give in…)
  3.  Select Table of Contents.
    The ebook’s Table of Contents opens.
    (Finally! Now I just have to arrow down to the glossary.)
  4. Select Glossary and hit the OK button.
    A panel opens.
    (Do I want to “cancel”, “create note”, “full definition”, or “follow link”…?)
  5. Find the required information.
    (Oh, “TRiM” means “Trauma Risk Management”. Cool.)
  6. To return to your place, hit the Back button several times.
    (Great. Oh, hang on, what’s a “Gimpy”…?)

It takes four (4!) menu steps and many more clicks to get to the glossary. Once you’re back in the text, you have to do it all over again.

This is  rubbish! What were they thinking?

Yes, I could bookmark it, but: using a bookmark requires two navigation steps, and even more clicks; and consulting a glossary is a very routine expectation – I should not have to set it up myself.

Ways Kindle could be better for flicking

Assume we can’t add extra buttons, or get the Kindle to treat the Glossary like a dictionary and have the   definitions appear tool tips… what could we do to make it better at flicking?

Let’s mess with the buttons. Here they are:

Table of Contents button replaces Menu button

Going to the table of contents is a routine action! It shouldn’t be a roller-coaster adventure through a menu tree.

So let’s turn the  Menu button to a Table of Contents button. The table of contents screen can have an item on that leading to the other options.

Forward and Back arrows skip bookmarks, not chapters

At the moment the Forward and Back arrows work like the skip buttons on an MP3 player.  However, instead of skipping tracks, they skip chapters.

How often do readers navigate by chapters? Remember, the Kindle remembers your place; you don’t need to pick it up and go, “Hmmm. I was halfway through chapter seven…”

The arrows would be better used to skip between bookmarks.

It’s not rocket science!

Looking back up at my review, I am starting to wonder whether the Amazon designers thought they were designing an MP3 player, or that they wanted to make the Kindle like one. Or perhaps they saw the shape of the data – the chapter structure – and organized their UI around that. One way or another they missed an opportunity to produce something that really enhanced the reading experience.

It’s a pity because it’s not rocket science. They just needed to sit down with people who actually read books and look at how they use them.

(If you want some help in revising your UI, drop me an email.)

 

One of my regular clients is GdP Software, a Dutch-based company. They use me for localisation of web text and emails, and for documenting products such as watchFTP, a powerful tool for monitoring FTP directories and processing any uploaded files.

In explaining my work to a translator, Gert (my main contact) neatly summed up what I do…

So the original text was…

blah-dee-blah-dee-blah-blah-dee-blah-dee-blah-blah-dee-blah-dee-blah-bl a-dee-blah-dee-blah-blah-dee-blah-dee-blah-blah-dee-blah-dee-blah-blah- dee-blah-dee-blah-blah-dee-blah-dee-blah-blah-dee-blah-dee-blah-blah-di e-blah-dee-blah-blah-dee-blah-dee-blah-blah-dee-blah-dee-blah-blah-dee- blah-dee-blah-blah-dee-blah-dee-blah-blah-dee-blah-dee-blah-

After DD’s changes it is…

To do blah-dee-blahh:

1. Blah-dee-blah blah blah

2. Blah blah blah

(With several spelling errors corrected.)

He was of course, correct.

I’ll cheerfully admit that I don’t do anything special, but what I do do, I do very quickly indeed, and from the user’s point-of-view. This makes it more cost effective to use me, than to lock some poor coder in a room with a Help Authoring Tool – and I’ve yet to see a HAT that’s both user-friendly and powerful – and a copy of Technical Writing for Dummies.

EDIT: When I told Gert about  this blog post, he said I could quote him on the following:

Working with Documentation Doctor is a pleasure, he works quickly and for a reasonable fee. If you have any doubts or questions, feel free to contact me: gert at watchftp.com

 

Tragedy of the CommonsThe Tragedy of the Commons - as any economist will tell you – is that people tend to use shared resources until they break. 

Shepherds slip an extra sheep onto the common land until it’s a desert, people leave their rubbish at picnic sites until nobody wants to eat there, drivers take shortcuts until the side-roads are clogged, sunbathers turn up their stereos until nobody can hear anything… and nowadays, “trolls” and “spammers” choke up Internet forums with the intellectual equivalent of white noise, or worse.

DeepTrawl is intended to stop this happening to your patch of the web.

It’s like having a killer robot to cull illicit sheep, sweep up the rubbish, keep people on the highway, and jam noisy stereos, that also checks the footpaths and updates the signs, and even returns lost wallets… OK, I’ve probably pushed the analogy a bit far.killer-robot.jpg

In a nutshell, DeepTrawl sweeps for inappropriate forum postings, including credit card numbers, and checks your site for spelling, valid links, and optimal design. It even suggests possible improvements.

So, maybe a killer robot with a friendly geek inside.

You’ll understand, then, if I approached redrafting DeepTrawl’s documentation with a certain trepidation. However, despite being a powerful bit of kit, DeepTrawl is easy-to-use, with most of the important features no more than a click away.  The only real challenges were its very technical  capabilities, but a few iterations via email nailed these.

Jonathan Matthews of DeepTrawl seemed satisfied with resulting HTML help pages:

Thanks for the great work! This really helps the usability and  professionalism of DeepTrawl and I found the process very easy. If you ever want a recommendation just shout!

 

“Crusader” tank kitToday,  I built an 1/72 Scale “Crusader” tank with my son. “Yes, Daddy, but what was it for? Was it any good?” We paraded through to the computer room. A few moments on Wikipedia gave us a pretty good answer, and Youtube has footage of the under-gunned armoured fighting vehicle trundling around at a show.

A few years ago, we’d have had to make a special trip to the library or thumb through military bookseller catalogues for something on 1940s British tanks.

Maybe next year, all I’ll have to do is point my mobile at the barcode.Barcode in action

There, in my hand, will be archive footage… original blue prints… historical details… links to Museums… an invitation to enter a competition by uploading a photo of the finished  model… and links to other model kits and related books.

A few clicks and I’ll be happier, and perhaps a little poorer – can’t… resist… those… tank… books – and I won’t have even got up from the workbench.

It’s called Mobile Marketing, and it’s turning the world into a point-and-click environment.

The snag with Mobile Marketing is that it mixes the Internet with mobile devices and the real world. You have to be able to field and send text messages, put up special mobile-friendly websites (WAP pages), generate barcodes… all technical stuff, some of it quite complex.

Historically – in this context, that means perhaps “the day before yesterday” – the complexity was expensive. You had to be a big player or a gambler, because no excursion into new marketing channels is guaranteed to How Moozey workssucceed.

Then, along came Moozey. They’ve automated the thing. You can sign up, design a campaign, activate it and analyse the results, all online. You don’t need to speak to a salesman or any other sort of rep.

They’ve not so much “cut out the middle man” as done away with consultants as well, reducing the whole thing to just another application, albeit one you use on the web. Better yet, they’ve hacked down the cost down to the point where you can afford to test the waters.

Products that hide their power behind a simple interface are always impressive, so I was very pleased to be asked to help optimize Moozey’s documentation, check the interface for consistency, and give the homepage a polish.

Working on software that’s undergoing development is never a “surgical strike”; you have to engage with the product and its purpose, and build up real working relationships with people you’ve never met, while at the same time not getting underfoot. I think Can, my contact at Moozey, feels the same: 

As a fresh startup developing Moozey, we were constantly in rush; trying to catch up with our countless project deadlines. We are glad that we have found a “co-worker” like Documentation Doctor. Most of the time he was even faster than us, completing his job always in a timely manner and in perfect quality. He is now virtually a part of our team and we hope he will continue to work on Moozey and our other future projects.

In truth, I had such fun messing about with the Moozey user account, I even considered replacing my old mobile with something that can actually read barcodes and display WAP pages…

 

I hate PowerPoint. It can’t decide whether it’s a wizard or a WYSIWYG, and in falling between the two stools makes the sort of mess you’d rub a puppy’s nose in.Alpine landscape with mercenaries

Of course, I do use PowerPoint. It’s one of those business tools you can’t avoid, not so much “Best of Breed”, rather “Least Bad of the Bad Bunch”. What I don’t get is people who use the thing for fun!

The worst crime of all is afflicting your friends with a PowerPoint presentation of your holiday snaps, with all those “special effects” that remind one of unemployed double-glazing salesmen in nylon trousers trying to learn how to sell used cars. A few minutes of that, and most sane people will be reaching for the nearest blunt object.

Slide Effect is designed to save you from being bludgeoned to death with your own holiday souvenirs. Instead of grudgingly slumming it as a slide machine, Slide Effect lets you turn your pictures into a high-energy audiovisual extravaganza, with synchronized music and cinematic special effects.

Though it won’t – unfortunately – kill PowerPoint, Slide Effect does come from that mountainous land formerly known for its professional soldiers. For this reason, Alain Bocherens, brought me in to localise his website and tune up the presentation of the application’s easy-to-use features.

Once he’d applied the changes, and well after he’d paid me, I checked over the website for typos, and things that didn’t actually work in context. I’ll admit I was partly motivated by fear of being skewered to death by Swiss pikemen, but it was worth it. Alain said:

If I need another documentation/proof reading task I won’t hesitate to work with you again.

 

Armenian Cataphracts!Until Tigran contacted me on behalf of RIATest – thanks to my rather eclectic educational background – when I thought of Armenia, I thought of its famous cataphracts, the ultra heavy cavalry who gave the Byzantines and others a run for their money at a time when many warriors in my neck of the woods still considered a coat of blue paint was appropriate battledress.

Imagine my surprise, then, to discover that many Armenians are nowadays happiest doing battle with complex programming challenges, in this case resulting in RIATest, a powerful tool for automatically testing Adobe Flex applications.

When I see products like this coming from formerly “obscure” corners of the world, I start to wonder how long it will be before we Brits start to feel like the naked guys daubed in woad again! The thing is, thanks to the Internet, physical distance is no longer a protection.Paint is the new kevlar

When I localised a press release and revised the documentation for RIATest, Tigran said:

You delivered good work which was essential for our website and documentation. The project went smoothly and I would not hesitate to recommend your services to others…

So, I can rest easy knowing that I’ve established cordial relations with our possible future overlords.

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